Wednesday April 25
HUMPDAY!!!
Big congrats goes out to Newfie Moe and his family on the 3rd addition to their family. SOunds like one of his "Hump Days" was successful.
Kiss FM
8am: Ginette Leblond
12pm: Ginette Boucher
Kiss Club Question:Is the Mayor's "Don't feed the pidgeons" comment offensive?
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Roll Call: Rebecca Price
Community of the Day: Kanata
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Brother Bob: Free
Jacki Daniels: Cash
65 comments:
Whooo Hooo!!! I'm first, again.
Congrats red, oh I read your email, I'll pick one and let you know :)
Yay! I finally got to do the Kiss FM question before 8 AM.
8am Shout Out: Ginette Leblond
Thx Red
I still dont see the question
I can't find it either!
Where on the website is it?
@ Sharonelt
Do you see the results, if you do you got it, but the question closes @ 8am
@ Summer
Good morning Sexy, you got mail.
They moved the morning question from "The Opinion" drop down tag to "KISS Club Question"
@Mr. Red
Am I chop liver ;)
I got it, I got it.
I never use the drop down menu. I'm always using the left hand side menu ...
I guess this brown hair dye hasn't sunk in all the way - and I got my hair done a month ago
LOL
I'm not gonna lie. This working thing sucks the big fat one
@red
Mail back at ya
Good morning Steph
@ Stepanie
I always thought you were blonde :-)
@ Summer
Got it, Thanks. Have a great day.
She was....Dyed her hair brown for some AI
lol
@ Crazyness
I think, in honour of Stephanie, it's time to start a new round of blonde jokes. It could be today's theme, like yesterday's was Viagra...
Gotta go to work, read ya later...
There are some pretty sweet blonde jokes.
Good Mornin Everyone....another Sunny Day....How is everone doing?
Ok crazy.....i'll be the first to start it off.............
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Q: Why does a blond have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt?
A: Tits Go In Front.
Where is everyone?
Bonjour all you people!!! Have a great day!! It's middle of the week, whoooo hooooo!!!!
@crazy ha ha ha ha, liked your TGIF one!!! too funny!
Cookie, I hear you're taking me to see Spiderman. What time should we meet?
Early!!! I want good seats!!!! :)
I can do early. lol
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday
Hey Blue, You wanna come out and Party this weekend? I Think that Summer is coming and I kn ow Steph is coming out too.
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
"Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."
The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.
"He only has one ear, " was her answer.
"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."
This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"
"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"
It all depends when and where sweets.....
Sat - Merrickville. All night
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
grooann
Merrickville? is that where you live?
yup
Q: Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.
you gonna post a map.....hehe....i'm not promising 100% that I will be there tho.....
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
I posted that last one earlier
email me and I can send you the info
tlater@hotmail.com
ok.....sounds like a plan.....i guess we are both using the same web site for the "Blonde Jokes"....
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
Very very quite in here today.......where is everyone???
Everyone must be out enjoying the sun before the rain on the weekend!!! :)
cute Bunny cookie ;)
HAH. We have 2 rabbits and one of the used to hump everything.
Isn't my bunny and mouse just the cutest thing for hump day!!! ha ha ha
KISS 12:00 shoutout: Ginette Boucher
@ Cookie
Love your little furry animals, gave quite the chuckle.
are you referring to here erky?
now's your chance erky, I'm going for break
Well Folks.....another day is done for me here @ the office......have a good evening all and stay safe....TTFN
KISS FM:
4:00 PM Shouout: Laura Hoy
8:00 PM Shoutout: Anne Vaillancourt
@Summer
I haven't been on since this morning ... good morning, afternoon, evening and soon night.
I enjoyed the blond jokes, thanks for the laughs. And I will never be ashamed of being a blond, we DO have more fun ;)
@Crazyness
I died my hair for who? (Al)?
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
@ Stephanie
LMFAO!!!! It's not Al, as in Alfred, it's AI, as in Artificial Intelligence.
Good morning everyone :)
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