Wednesday Feb 21

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO BITCHES!!!!!
Why does my dog suck so bad and always wake us up at 3am?I hate him alot today.

At the bottom of this post, I gave a lil more info about my bachelor party. It was requested by our good friend helping.

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Bachelor Party breakdown

Saturday was awesome fun. We were at The Wild Wing at 3 to watch the game and eat wings. The waitress we had was a) good looking, b) had a great rack, and c)wore shorter and tighter shorts than Daisy Duke. The other waitress we had was cute with long red hair so naturally my buddy Kevin was mackin' up on both of them and successfully got both #s.

He had to delete one of them cause Boobs Magee wouldn't give him her # if he had the other chicks. I had a penis drawn on my face in permanent black marker, and various phrases like "Go Leafs Go" ( I nearly puked cause of it) on my forehead and "Sit Here" on my chin. The Wild Wing really took awesome care of us and they brought out a load of special wings that aren't on the menu (on the house). FUCKIN INSANE how hot they were.

My buddy Jake was offered $45 to eat teh rest of them (about 30) and he did. Apparently, he spent lots of time in the shithouse yesterday screaming in pain. No big surprise there. I was fed copious amounts of Tequila (about 20-25 shots), a Jager Bomb, an Irish Bomb, Kahlua, Sambuca and a few other nasty concoctions, and the equivalent of about 40 beers.

They took me to the ballet and got me 2 girls for 30 minutes and they proceeded to pleasure each other in various fun and exciting ways. The chicks were all hot. The bouncers were walking assholes and I went to sleep at about 1:00am. Morgan picked me up drove me home, and poured me into bed around 3. I woke up at 8 and made a huge bacon and egss breakfast. All in all. A great time.